An illegal Butt

Here's a story to top the charts:

I had my 8th grade Spanish class in our special technology room today to see a clip on the SMART board. The windows to this room face the side of the street where all of the high school smokers and/or druggies hang out during their open campus lunch. Two of the high school girls were hugging and kissing each other and my lovely 8th graders, who lack even a grain of self-control, started saying, "Ew, gross, nasty...." out the window. One of the high school students looks up at them, turns around and moons them.

I caught a glimpse of what was happening and sat my class down and promptly started the video. I left them to go and find this girl to talk to, since the classroom next to the room we were in is full of 6 year olds in first grade and they do not need to be seeing this girl's butt, nor do my 8th graders.

She and a friend had already walked back across the street to the High School and I summoned them over, which they surprisingly came. I asked her if she indeed mooned us, which she denied 2 times, until I told her that I saw it. She then confessed and said she was sorry and that it would never happen again. I reminded her that there were little children who could potentially see out the window, blah, blah, blah.... Since she was remorseful, I assumed the situation was done.

However, sitting about 20 yards from where I talked to this girl was a police officer in an unmarked car and as I walked back into the school, he asked me to come over to his car. After telling him what had happened, he asked if I wanted to press charges and I said, "No." He insisted that I do and told me that this girl, whom he recognized and knew had quite a few offenses against her, really need to be charged. I told him to do whatever he needed to do, but I had to get back to my class. He took my name and I left it as is.

About an hour later, my secretary came up to me, telling me that the officer charged the girl with disorderly conduct and ARRESTED her. I guess she was a bit defiant towards the officer as well. Yikes! I didn't know you could be arrested for mooning someone.

Never a dull day at FIL. If I am not grading papers, doling out band-aids, fixing jammed lockers, or helping clean up vomit, I'm just getting high school kids arrested.